Well finally! I laughed, I cried, and I was stunned to see all of Hollywood's expertise on display in battle scenes. I thought it was going to be more like Dark Shadows, but not so much!
You owe it to Tim Burton to go see this! I proclaim it :
THE FEEL-GOOD MOVIE OF THE SUMMER!
I appreciate Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer for a few reasons: (1) the Confederates are vampires (2) this explains why the Confederate Reinactors dont die when you shot them on the battlefield (3) the Confederate government sucks. But Tim Burton missed one opportunity to further diss the Confederacy, and thats when Jefferson Davis is show not wearing a woman's dress. lol
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there can be a prequel with George Washington Vampire Slayer and those blood-sucking lobster backs. lol